i literally cannot believe this
I love this
White people are an embarrassment
^ no, definitely not sometimes. definitely a lot.
Jon Stewart looks 1000 percent done.
STOP USING DR. KING AS YOUR INVISIBLE BLACK YES-MAN!
i honestly think he might have a piont…sorry not sorry
I’m sorry, you think who has a point??? What point do you think he has???
Please dear god be talking about Jon Stewart, PLEASE be talking about Jon Stewart.
Because that assclown Fox News mouthpiece has so few points he is a smooth sphere.
I forgot cosmosextips was less insane than actual Cosmo.
Just fuckin’ land on his penis.
this is like bad fanfic but in tutorial mode
One of my friends had a woman do this to him and now he can bend his dick completely in half while fully erect.
She was the last woman he ever slept with.
I am so intrigued right now this entire post is insane and I am so confused
when one of your friends says something shitty and offensive out of nowhere